Not All Fun and Games

It appears that wog-bombing, even when a special relationship is involved, may occasionally result in complications. An estimated three hundred thousand real people are in locations adversely affected by the Persian Crusade; whether as tourists who thought the Palestinian genocide would bring peace to the region and set up some quality beach-front, or as immigrants who have integrated fully into the local community and speak fluent Arabic. Many such worthies now legitimately and understandably crave repatriation, which in this context differs from the Home Office's version because the idea is to pull real people out of danger rather than pushing little people into it. Alas, the Persian Crusade is at least sufficiently Christian to make no distinction between millionaires and billionaires, so the private aircraft market is in the midst of an embarrassment of riches; not least courtesy of His Majesty's Government and the ever-obliging domestic taxpayer. It is certainly to be hoped that net contributors to economic growth will be appropriately prioritised.