Breeding Will Out

In NATO and the special relationship alike, America's military subordinates are still scrambling to formulate their responses to the Persian Crusade. His Majesty's Government is so annoyed at the vagaries and insults of the Trumpster and his head-tribble that it is stepping up its collaboration in the war crimes, amid much stern finger-wagging at the mad mullahs for not sitting still and taking their medicine quietly. The Trumpster has also rebuked Japan, South Korea and Australia for dragging their feet on the march to World War III, provoking Australia to respond that it has in fact capitulated to every demand, actually, and has even signed a statement demanding that Iran behave itself. Such diplomatic robustness is surely an encouraging indication that, somewhere deep inside, the great Convict Commonwealth still retains the guts of the Pom.