Without Prejudice

Thames Valley Police have arrested a pop-eyed purple manbaby from Norfolk and have subsequently released it upon its own congnizance. Officers are carrying out searches at various addresses, but although the suspect is from an immigrant family it is not thought likely at this point in time that police will find it necessary to implement any clandestine evidential augmentation measures. Since the alleged offence is the comparatively minor one of misconduct in public office, rather than anything so heinous as displaying words or being noisy in a manner liable to discombobulate His Majesty's Government, a lengthy period of imprisonment without trial is also not deemed necessary at this time. In view of the suspect's family connections, financial resources and racial profile, it is only fair to remind the public that contempt of court is a Very Bad Thing when committed by little people.