The Pleasure Without the Pain

It appears that not even the potential pleasures of a migrant-free zone are enough to persuade Europeans to risk detention, interrogation and summary execution by entering the Kingdom of the Trumpster. The number of Americans travelling to Europe also fell last year, although it remains unclear how far this was due to the threat of war over Greenland or to the belief that the continent had gone Muslim. Many of those forsaking the USA have opted instead for the United Arab Emirates, where an atmosphere of arbitrary government and capitalistic fundamentalism can be enjoyed without excessive risk to life and limb.