Gallery Rogues

Doubtless emboldened by the judiciary's recent quibbling over the Palestine Action proscription, another terrorist cell has committed an outrage in the Louvre. An unflattering picture of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Gentleman, was placed on display by activists of Everyone Hates Elon, a protest group specialising in the persecution of wealth creators, askers of genuine questions, tellers of forthright truths, and other repositories of real Britishness. It remains as yet unclear how far the beastly French intend co-operating with the mainland in bringing the conspirators to their merited imprisonment without trial; but since the group's very name is a slander upon the man who epitomises the moderate and sensible ideals of extreme wealth and linguistic automation, it seems unlikely that His Majesty's Government will be minded to leave the atrocity unchastised.