E Pluribus Snafum

Connoisseurs of law and order will note with pleasure that several agencies in the kingdom of the Trumpster and his head-tribble have adapted the ICE policy of summarily executing American citizens and applied it to one another's equipment. The Pentagon, the border authority and the Federal Aviation Administration have all stopped talking to each other and are blithely shooting laser beams into the skies of Dixie whenever a blip crosses a screen wrong. A few weeks ago the border authority saved the nation from a party balloon under the impression that it was a drone operated by drug-trafficking wetbacks; and now the military have bettered that by shooting down an actual drone, though unfortunately one operated by their fellow Americans against those same Latinozoid orcs. It's quite an achievement in swamp-drainage to have smalled the government so thoroughly as to prevent collusion even between people who are working for the government.