Don't Collide Your Bosons Before Counting Your Beans

With bluff British practicality very much to the fore, His Majesty's Government has extended the political establishment's brain drain to the less fiscally sustainable industry of scientific research. No country that holds education in such casual contempt as the United Kingdom can afford to care very much about science, and successive administrations have shown understandable wariness towards a discipline that concerns itself at best with mere facts, and at worst with expensive technologies that have little or nothing to do with either profitable population control at home or profitable wog-bombing abroad. Despite this self-evident common sense, young scientists are actively and perversely seeking to turn themselves into migrants among the Heathen Chinee or, worse yet, among the beastly Euro-wogs, rather than remaining to participate in the coming paradise of salesmen, soldiers and shelf-stackers.