A Cunning Stratagem

With the Heathen Chinee military suffering a degree of emotional instability after recent purges, the kingdom of the Trumpster and his head-tribble is stepping up its efforts to preserve liberty, truth and plucky little Taiwan. The ever more hilariously-named Central Intelligence Agency has reached out to its little yellow brothers in the hope of recruiting a traitor or two, and has shown uncommon cultural sensitivity in recording its propaganda videos in Mandarin. Beijing has removed several high-ranking officers from their posts on grounds of corruption, so it is to be hoped that sufficient numbers of useful Heathen Chinee will be aware that the risk of such persecution in the kingdom of the Trumpster and his head-tribble is considerably lower than the risk of being fatally shot by the racial purification militia.