Treason, Betrayal and Lies

Doubtless owing to the malignant machinations of the beastly Euro-wogs and their asylum-seeker accomplices, the Farage Falange still appears to be suffering one or two local difficulties. Having promised to lower taxes while improving public services, several Falange-run authorities are now raising council tax by the permitted maximum of five per cent; although in the spirit of the January sales one of them is considering a bargain rate of 4.99. Fortunately, most Farage Falange voters are presumably those with sufficient Britishness of intellect to believe that the country could become more prosperous by cutting off its major trading partner and selling Marmite to Japan; so any electoral consequences will most likely be negligible.