Support For Our Boys

Despite Team Starmer's repeated proclamations that Britain has no need to choose between European partnership and American vassalage, it seems the beastly Euro-wogs remain ungrateful for the nuance. The freedom of movement of some plucky little patriots has been curtailed by the French authorities, despite the incursion being named after Mr Churchill's personal victory over Charles de Gaulle. The cadres in question are led by a disciple of the Reverend Tommyrot Yaxleyson, whose recent endorsement of Team Starmer's assault on asylum has done so much for the Government's approval ratings. Nevertheless, the Ministry for Wog Disposal has yet to comment on the matter; presumably because Team Starmer's policy-makers at the Farage Falange are too busy making flags and knitting socks to issue the appropriate guidance.