Signs in the Sky

Geomagnetic storms of an intensity not seen since the Bush chimpanzee was in the White House may cause the aurora borealis to become visible in some of the more excitable provinces of the kingdom of the Trumpster and his head-tribble. A couple of months ago the aurora was visible in Texas, and powerful geomagnetic storms can disrupt satellite communications and other infrastructure commonly supposed to be the work of God or government conspiracy. It is to be hoped that local witch-doctors will remember their responsibility to interpret the phenomena in an appropriate manner, as a sign of divine approval for traditional family values and shooting dissenters in the face.