Legitimate Force

Astoundingly enough, the Trumpster's Christmas crusade does not appear to have made Nigeria safe for Christendom, let alone retaken the holy places from the clutches of the infidel. One of the Bush chimpanzee's handlers famously proclaimed that the World Cop doesn't do body counts, and the Trumpster and his head-tribble seem set to continue that relaxed tradition. Britain's leading liberal newspaper is even unclear as to why the US chose to target the district that was wog-bombed, despite the area's retaliatory capabilities being underdeveloped and its population almost entirely Muslim. On the other hand, the terrorist group that was targeted does seem to be using bandit-like methods under the pretext of protecting communities from bandits, in stark contradiction of governmental values everywhere.