Insufficiently Prized

While much has been made of the material and mineral reasons why the Trumpster and his head-tribble might wish to take over Greenland, little attention has been given to the possibility that one or both of them might believe it belongs to Norway. The latest Nobel peace laureate, who seems well worthy to stand with the likes of Kissinger, Obama and Bojaxhiu, has apparently attempted to placate the prizeless pair by offering her medal for the Trumpster's bling collection; but the gesture was quickly undercut by the Nobel organisers, who ungratefully proclaimed that medallionisation does not automatically imply laureatability. Doubtless this explains why Venezuela's tireless democrat is yet to be given a role in her country's mugging, despite a level of sycophancy that would do credit to a British prime minister.