Foot and Mouth

Far-right politics makes for fragrant bed-fellows, and the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has duly snuggled up with a foot soldier in the person of his fellow grifter Nadhim Zahawi. Sacked almost as often as Lord Mandelbrot the Infinitely Recurring, and rivalling Kwasi Kwarteng and Fishy Rishi in the abbreviated-chancellor stakes, Private Zahawi is proof positive that the Farage Falange will accept even former asylum seekers provided that their honesty and competence are such as to qualify them for high office under the National Johnson. His move to the Farage Falange, the nation's major party of migrant-bashers, capital-coddlers and Trump-suckers, will greatly discombobulate Team Starmer, also the nation's major party of migrant-bashers, capital-coddlers and Trump-suckers, and will lay to rest for all time any rumours that the Falange is barely distinguishable from the Conservatives, also the nation's major party of migrant-bashers, capital-coddlers and Trump-suckers. According to the strutting Caudillo, Zahawi's contribution to the cadres will be his experience in government: a claim which unfortunately shows up the Falange's demonstrated incompetence in financial matters, since Rachel Reeves or the Liberal Democrats could provide the same experience and would almost certainly come cheaper.