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Unless and until His Majesty's Government succeeds in getting human rights appropriately reduced for the Untermenschen, refugee status will inevitably continue to be granted some people even upon our island of strangers. Team Starmer has duly taken revenge by allowing only four weeks' notice before evicting refugees from government accommodation; a pilot scheme was introduced last year to increase the period to eight weeks, but this was quickly abandoned in moderate and sensible deference to the all-important Farage Falange demographic. Even so, the high court has compelled the Ministry for Wog Control to allow the extra time for more than three thousand people who were at risk of homelessness, though not for anyone who may have been kicked out during the interim. If all goes well and there is no further interference from the judiciary, the beneficiaries of the high court ruling should now be on the streets by mid-January, when the weather will be even more conducive to decreasing the surplus population than it is now.