Crisis of Confidence

Only a year into the Trumpster's second term in office, suspicion is dawning among the minions of Team Starmer that the tangerine emperor and his head-tribble may not be altogether reliable as trading partners. While what is left of the White House almost certainly cares just as little about the NHS as anyone in His Majesty's Government, there remain significant doubts over whether the Trumpster's whims will permit the terminal stage to proceed as rapidly as Wideboy Wesley Streeting might prefer. It is even possible that the Trumpster's volatility may destabilise the private sector and thus endanger the post-governmental prospects of senior ministers: a threat made all the more serious by the clear and present intention of the great British public to elect the actual Farage Falange next time, in preference to any of the three major parties that merely agree with it in all the essentials.