Colonial Architecture

Insidious and un-American elements are treacherously conspiring to undermine the Trumpsterisation of the White House. The monarch and his head-tribble have effected the demolition of the former presidential palace's east wing in order to construct a "ballroom" in which, once the tangerine transporter unit finally disintegrates altogether, the head-tribble will presumably reside, multiply, feed, and expand to its natural Cyclopean dimensions. Responding to a court filing against the vandalism, the Trumpster administration argued that the process cannot be stopped because it has already started, and that it cannot be criticised because it doesn't exist yet; at least not beyond the demolition and some underground work of dubiously Euclidean quality. The administration has expressed a willingness to share details with the judge in private, where the head-tribble can ensure that the pure waters of justice and its own radioactive defecations are brought to appropriately constructive communion.