But Is She Worthy Of Us?

Tolerance through gritted teeth is a famous component of British decency, and nowhere more in evidence than at the Ministry for Wog Control. A refugee from the Democratic Republic of the Congo who lived here as a law-abiding resident for eighteen years had her citizenship application refused on the grounds that her initial entry on a false passport made her an undesirable character. With an extra-economy helping of the gruel of British charity, she was further informed that £130 of the £1600 application fee would be refunded because the refusal meant she would not be obliged to attend a ceremony of initiation into the more disposable reaches of the master race. In the face of legal action, and despite the Home Secretary's recent receipt of the Tommyrot Yaxleyson Compassionate Award for wog disposal, the ministry eventually condescended to let the lady stay; so her actual deportation will have to wait until Team Starmer succeeds in removing the protection of international law from asylum seekers, and/or finally lets the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange into Downing Street.