Political Animal

One of the Farage Falange councillors who fell prey to sudden indisposition in the face of the work involved appears to have surfaced in Wales. The plucky little patriot invaded the pitch where Belgium, home of the festering black heart of the hated Strasbrussels dictatorship, was in the process of defeating the honorary British national team. In the gallant English spirit of Owen Glendower, the have-a-go hero evaded capture and finally disappeared altogether. The conqueror's political allegiance was not explicitly signalled; but standards of personal hygiene and a likely propensity for gobbling up and defecating out all sorts of rancid garbage make the Farage Falange a more than reasonable supposition.