Some People are Never Satisfied

Well was it said of Northern Ireland that it has a problem for every solution. No sooner had the Troubles ended than the Good Friday agreement permitted a trickle of immigrants, who despite decades of squealing hysteria on the mainland are facing persecution at the hands of stout, patrioic Britons who feel the need to defend themselves against unaccompanied child asylum seekers. Nevertheless, having polluted the clear, calm waters of Brexit with its interminable borders and backstops, the colony's government seems now to view wog-bashing as a potential problem rather than, as in Westminster, a cross-party, one-size-fits-all solution to practically everything.