Muzzle Flashers

Despite having the word of the martyred prophet Charles James Kirk that the occasional high-school massacre is a price worth paying for the glories of the Second Amendment, the Christian state of Florida is all of a tizzy about where, when and how brazenly firearms may be flaunted. A sidekick of Governor Ronald of the Saints has endorsed a court ruling that carrying guns in public is legal, though in fact weapons are prohibited in various public locations including bars, hospitals and even schools, as well as in certain dubious and disreputable private residences; and various political and law enforcement officials have struggled to clarify the situation by requesting that citizens control their guns without slipping into gun control. One criminologist noted the roots of the open-carry rule in the days when concealed weapons were the preserve of criminals, and pronounced it debatable "whether or not you should be following 1789 traditions in 2025" - a dangerous question to ask in a country where state-approved standards of moral education are being cranked back as far as the Bronze Age.