All the Moderate and Sensible Talents

In keeping with his ambition to rebuild the soul of the nation through economic growth and British values, the CEO of Team Starmer has hired a Conservative baron to plot a way for His Majesty's Government to squirm out of yet more environmental obligations. The peer, whose services to working people got him ermined and elevated by Fishy Rishi, is to provide Team Starmer with a way around judicial reviews so that more green crap can be ditched faster, including the right of citizens to demand that His Majesty's Government prioritise a healthy environment over the profits of its corporate chums. Once such divisive and vexatious legal obstacles have been removed, the way will presumably be open to unite the kingdom yet further by proscribing environmental pressure groups as terrorist organisations.