Peace in our Taiwan

Anyone who fails to vote the Trumpster and his head-tribble a third, or even a lifetime, term as Murca's Monarchs will be guilty of gambling with the liberty of plucky little Formosa. We have the Trumpster's word that he has Xi Jinping's word that as long as the Trumpster remains in office the Heathen Chinee will refrain from taking back the province where Chiang Kai-shek set up his glorious tin-pot dictatorship. Defenders of democracy and enthusiasts for a Pacific war have traditionally taken a dim view of Heathen Chinee hopes for reunification, although China's claim on the island is of slightly more recent vintage than the Biblical title deeds which the YHWH property agency granted the Righteous State. Nevertheless, Xi also allegedly told the Trumpster and his head-tribble that the Heathen Chinee are very patient, so even a lifetime term may not provide sufficient security to put the arms trade at risk of recession.