Her Pedigree

She isn't from Nigeria, she'll fight who says she is;
And those who contradict will feel her fist upon their phiz.
She has no hint of kinship with those fiends from foreign lands;
She's let her passport lapse just so the whole world understands.

She never has gone near the place, in fact she'd rather die;
She couldn't find it on the map and wouldn't care to try.
She may have been to Lagos, but it doesn't really count;
For sixteen years of childhood is a very small amount.

Unlike the common immigrant, she knows her proper place
As fully paid-up runner in the British master race:
She's working for prosperity and finding ways to win,
While bricking up the entrance that allowed her parents in.

Mike Tiberfoam