Let's Purge Again

Fifty-nine Labour backbenchers are courting expulsion, deselection, charges of antisemitic hate crimes and illegally refining weapon-grade uranium, and dismissal as "noises off" by accusing the Righteous State of ethnic cleansing in Gaza even though the Righteous State has repeatedly demonstrated, by word and deed, its intention to carry out ethnic cleansing in Gaza. The extremists are also demanding that illegal settlers be treated as criminals and that Britain recognise Palestinian statehood even though that might induce the beastly French to do the same. In response, the grown-ups at the Ministry for Wogs and the White House extruded a spokesbeing to shrug that Britain is committed to recognising Palestinian statehood, but only when Britain dashed well pleases: His Majesty's Government is awaiting the point of maximum impact, recognition of which will presumably be left to the Pentagon.