Decently Reduced

Worshippers of the Righteous State's sacred right to self-defence will rejoice that Gaza has been cleansed of a tenth member of the twelve-member family which was largely wiped out in Khan Younis a week ago. Nine of the ten children were precautionarily eliminated in the bombing, and the father has now also been deactivated by his injuries. Whether the attack was primarily intended to free hostages or liberate Lebensraum remains as yet unclear, but the two remaining members of the family have been noticed by the international community and offered evacuation to Giorgia Meloni's Italy. Being less ideological and more moderate and sensible than the heirs of Mussolini, Team Starmer will presumably continue facilitating the removal of those not deserving enough to be fit for individual media attention.