Britain Beats the Care Glut

Squillions of foreign care workers who invaded during the pandemic, and who received the kind of treatment one would expect from the government of the National Johnson, have cunningly omitted to inform Team Starmer exactly how swimmingly their lives have gone since then. Owing to this malign taciturnity, His Majesty's Government has been tragically denied a true picture of its doubtless spectacular success in matching the said workers with bona fide employers; although Team Starmer does take due pride in the fact that in the intervening four years some three and a half per cent of eligible beneficiaries may have learned how to prepare a CV. Meanwhile the care market has a shortfall of over a hundred and thirty thousand useful idiots, which Team Starmer is determined to resolve, along with virtually everything else, by cracking down on immigration.