Sink the Mayflower

Our island of strangers may soon be subject to yet another influx of economic refugees. Those subjects of the Trumpster and his head-tribble who lack the entrepreneurial gumption to have been born rich are seeking relocation in their thousands, apparently under the impression that Team Starmer's plans for immigrants are more hospitable than a concentration camp in El Salvador. Team Starmer's Secretary for Wog Disposal has pre-emptively eliminated a substantial number of claims with new and higher requirements as regards the ability to speak English; it remains as yet unclear what proportion of the swarming hordes will be wealthy, white and cisgender enough to count as valued allies rather than verminous aliens.