Religious Liberty

Even hideously mutated, radioactively diarrhoeic head-tribbles have a sense of humour, and the specimen squatting atop the Trumpster has never shown itself lacking in that department. The latest jolly jape to be defecated into the tangerine tribble-transporter's cranial cavity has caused some indignation at the Vatican, which apparently believes that the foregathering of some peculiar old men in scarlet dresses to elect one of themselves official deputy to the Deity is not a fitting subject for mockery. Equally solemn offence will doubtless be taken at the idea that the Church of Rome could ever be properly represented by a wealthy authoritarian sex pest with a penchant for persecution, a dislike for women's rights and a stern moral attitude towards the private lives of others.