Reform Begins at Home

Doubtless owing to some dirty work by immigrants and the like, the Farage Falange has somehow been deceived into giving the appearance of having said the thing that is not, and has thereby incurred a backhanded social media tribute from a parliamentary expenses claimant whose own Dear Leader promised change so as to deliver more of the same. Although the strutting Caudillo has repeatedly preached upon the perils of working from home, which causes unacceptable levels of idleness in the little people, his company has advertised for at least one regional Gauleiter with an offer of "home working with occasional travel." Of course, such non-ideological flexibilty of approach may simply indicate that the Falange is at last proving worthy of a permanent place in the mainstream of British politics; but it does rather go against the straightforward, no-nonsense demeanour in which the strutting Caudillo and his accomplices habitually trick out their nonsensical crookery.