Our History, Our Values, Your Service

Now wave the British bunting and put on your forties togs
To celebrate the plucky chaps who beat the beastly wogs:
In darkest days they stalwart stood and bravely bore the brunt,
While Communists were basking on the balmy Eastern Front.

Some celebrate the workers in the early days of May,
But British values favour those more given to obey:
Who'll always do the proper thing no matter where they roam,
And aid a genocide abroad or break a strike at home.

Take pride in our professionals who always need new toys,
And properly repay those Attlee-voting conscript boys:
They fought the fiendish Fascists in those gallant days of old,
And that's why you should rah-rah and do just as you are told.

Victor Britton