Orange Free State

Even the staunchest protector of homeland values would probably admit that not all immigrants are the same: there are the decent ones who work hard and play by the rules, and then there are those others. By the grace of God, those who steal jobs and commit crimes usually turn out to carry a telltale mark which provides a handy warning to the discerning patriot; and some such subtle clue is doubtless what has enabled the Trumpster and his head-tribble to eructate the tangerine vapours of their compassion upon the grateful heads of some white South Africans claiming racial discrimination. The matter has provoked one refugee agency, attached to the Episcopal church, to dissolve its partnership with the federal government; although given that an Episcopal bishop has already been caught offering a public prayer for mercy towards the Trumpster's victims, it seems unlikely that their association could have continued very happily in any case. Still, as another Christian agency pointed out, the prompt and efficient processing of the persecuted Afrikaners does demonstrate that the government is capable of screening and aiding those refugees whose melanin content is not so excessively Hamitic or Hispanic as to result in unacceptable administrative difficulties.