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Investigators of a small fire in the ungodly hours at a house owned by the CEO of Team Starmer have so far not denied that the blaze resulted from a minor demon turning up to claim its due. There seems little purpose in such coyness and reticence, given that no self-respecting devil would care to fence a soul so manifestly undersized and so fragrant with the territorial secretions of corporate capitalism and the Farage Falange. In fact the CEO of Team Starmer is no longer living at the house, but is reportedly renting it out in order to keep starvation at bay now that he has to pay for his own football tickets; so the likeliest cause of the fire is a sudden and inadequately controlled surge of mammalian warmth when the current tenants took up residence.