Calling Names

The United Mexican States have filed a lawsuit against Google over the Trumpster administration's unilateral Murcanisation of the Gulf of Mexico. Since only part of the Gulf is over continental shelf belonging to the kingdom of the head-tribble, it follows that only that part can be legitimately re-christened by the head-tribble's quasi-divine decree. Nevertheless, for all Google Maps users in the realm of the Trumpster can tell, the new name has been imposed upon the entire Gulf, to the incalculable detriment of educational standards and geographical knowledge among the head-tribble's serfs and subjects. Patriots in the former Republic will no doubt be relieved at the lack of precedent for a nation of united states inflicting humiliating defeat upon an arbitrary colonial government headed by a monarch of German extraction and questionable cognitive ability.