The Rah-Rah and the Ha-Ha

Presumably inspired by this year's convenient coincidence of Easter Sunday with Adolf Hitler's birthday, His Majesty's Government is planning to resurrect the economy using the great man's famously successful method of independent rearmament. In part the decision is pragmatic enough, given the possibility that the Trumpster and his head-tribble may abandon NATO and not beg Britain to join them; and the judicial tribulations of Marine Le Pen have evidently made Team Starmer a bit queasy about relying on the beastly French. As always, and in accordance with the national religion, the main priorities of His Majesty's Government will undoubtedly consist in oozing concern for servicepersons and keeping war safe for our nation's plucky little profiteers. Still, whatever the chances of wog-bombing our way to economic growth, no true patriot will complain at the prospect of more British military efficiency in the tradition of Ajax and Astute; especially if the said patriot should happen to be blessed with a French sense of humour.