Maverick Diplomacy

Diplomacy in Trumpsterland has taken an encouraging turn with an independent initiative by an air passenger in Belize. The negotiator was an illegal migrant attempting to fly himself out of the country, which says much for the virtues of the master race as compared with those obdurate Latino drug orcs plaguing the Tangerine Emperor with demands for due process. Superbly in line with the general spirit of head-tribble foreign policy, the diplomatic incident featured a back-stabbing and terminated in a decisive action by an officer of the law, thereby inducing the US embassy to adopt a conciliatory and co-operative attitude. Doubtless the lessons of this encounter will not be lost upon the Trumpster's other little friends and neighbours.