Lowe Standard

Having been suspended from a party of bullies and thugs over allegations of thuggishness and bullying, the brilliant Rupert Lowe is now huffing and puffing about a prospective libel case against a party of liars on the grounds that they have said the thing that is not. It is of course entirely plausible that Lowe was deported from the parliamentary cadres of the Farage Falange for the crime of lèse-majesté against the strutting Caudillo, and that any actual bullying he may have done is no more than a happy coincidence; and the plucky little fellow is determined to rescue his reputation from whatever damage it has suffered by no longer being amicably associated with the likes of Lee Anderson and Richard Tice. Despite his little misadventure with the woke net-zero mind virus, Lowe is still enough of a Faragean realist to imagine he has the sort of reputation that a person of honour would consider worth preserving.