Food and Whine

Retailers of culinary Britishness have pre-empted a summit next month with a letter reminding the beastly Euro-wogs what they're missing and ordering them to get rid of the red tape that has inexplicably arisen to clog the cogwheels of frictionless trade. Ever since the will of the people freed the UK from the Strasbrussels yoke, successive governments have repeatedly reminded the dictatorship how mean and nasty and spiteful it is to treat Britain as a country outside the EU just because Britain happens to be outside the EU; but alas, such moral and ethical heights remain inaccessible to the degenerate Continental mentality. Fortified with the squeals of a few shopkeepers and with several days of superior prosperity by grace of the Trumpster's tariff treat, not to mention the sheer force of personality that comes from being an acolyte of Managerial Centralism, Team Starmer will doubtless be hoping for a more respectful reception.