Filthy Foreign Freedoms

Is there no limit to the low, bestial cunning of the beastly Strasbrussels Euro-wogs? Some enemies of the people at the European Court of Human Rights have pulled a heinous double-bluff by ruling in favour of parliamentary sovereignty and the Waily Toryguff, and against an unfrocked clothing salesman who was, and no doubt remains, so innocent of the allegations against him that he took out a gagging order to prevent their becoming generally known. One of the more animate occupants of the House of Lords then used parliamentary privilege, as enshrined in a law imposed in 1689 by a king from quite near Strasbrussels, to make the allegations public. Allegedly the great man groped a woman and then paid her off, and also displayed robust British humour in referring to a black employee "throwing spears in the jungle;" and with a circumspection befitting the holder of a knighthood bestowed by the Reverend Blair, the persecuted innocent has denied any racist or sexist behaviour that did not fall strictly within the letter of the law.