Still One of the Big Boys

As befits a steadfast ally of the United States and a sincere admirer of the Trumpster and his head-tribble, the mainland's Ministry for Wog-Bombing has done its plucky little best to emulate the White House's interesting new security policy, though necessarily utlising a less technologically advanced format. Rather than employing new-fangled electronical methods, the British military has economised its confidentiality via the tried and true tradition of scattering hard copies in the streets; and rather than giving details of current operational planning the papers merely included information on personnel and equipment somewehere in the ever-expendable north of England. Nevertheless, however modest and inexpensive the result, surely even the most exacting head-tribble could hardly begrudge acknowledging the gallantry of the effort.