Some Cultures Are Better Than Others

Yet further subtle and insidious doings are afoot among the Heathen Chinee, who refuse to be chastened by the tariffs of the Trumpster and his head-tribble and have announced an ambitious set of measures to promote economic growth. However, although in their strange foreign fashion they may be groping for the same noble goal as Team Starmer on the mainland, their perverse Oriental slant upon the matter has blinded them to such self-evident solutions as taking pittances away from those most likely to spend them and throwing millions at those most likely to hoard them abroad. Instead, there are threats of treacherous pay increases and sinister subsidies as a means to enhance quality of life, to the incalculable detriment of the dignity of cooliedom and thus of whatever burgeoning Britishness the population may hitherto have achieved. Clearly the Communist Party of the Heathen Chinee has a great deal to learn about being a party of working people.