Lands With People For Unpeople Without Lands

While the master race continues to sag beneath the burden of migrancy, at least two countries in eastern Africa have complacently balked at the prospect of serving as landfill sites for a couple of million displaced Untermenschen. Servants of the Trumpster and his head-tribble have approached Sudan, Somalia and the as yet unrecognised republic of Somaliland with offers of opportunity to participate in the cleansing of the Levant's quality beach-front; but the responses have not been encouraging. The Palestinians are taking the same unconstructive attitude, despite the self-evident and homely similarity between one sandy Islamic war-zone full of brown people and the next. Even when it's right before their eyes, certain problem cultures just can't recognise a final solution.