Lady Caversham

The House of Donors, Catamites and Sycophants in Britain's mother of parliaments is to be graced with the presence of Amada Spielman, whose management of the school inspections régime contributed to the suicide of at least one head teacher. Readers of a certain vintage may be reminded of Cressida Dick, the Metropolitan Police officer in charge of another fatal incident involving a victim from another despised subspecies of humanity (viz. dusky working-class immigrants), whose subsequent career was simply one promotion after another. In a post-mortem fuck-you to the teaching profession, the remains of the Conservative Party have nominated Spielman for a peerage, presumably thinking her due some measure of recognition both for her fostering of teacher-killing standards and for her eloquence in conveying exactly how apologetic real people need to be towards little people who don't measure up.