If It Ain't Woke, Don't Fix It

After a mere eight months, the Conservative Party is sufficiently recovered from its little summer setback to have drafted a new policy. Of course it's a wog disposal policy: the Conservative Party did not get where it is today by having much to say on any other subject. The substance of the policy, if substance is the word I want, is that wogs with any criminal convictions would be deported, as would certain wogs with no criminal convictions at all. Under the current lax conditions, criminal wogs can only be expunged if they incur a prison sentence slightly shorter than the standard penalty for mildly incoveniencing a climate vandal; and they can also make use of exemptions granted by the beastly Euro-wogs from their transsexual Strasbrussels bunkers. Additionally, there is a shocking lack of legal provision for deporting wogs who have been charged with, but not convicted of, immigration offences (viz.immigation), and the Conservative policy seeks to close this loophole. Nevertheless, despite being simple enough to obtrude itself upon the understanding of the shadow minister for wog disposal, the policy will require the support of Labour MPs to be adopted; and it remains as yet unclear whether Team Starmer would countenance anything of the kind without knowing if the all-important Farage Falange vote considered it a bit too soft.