Houston, We Have a Problem

Anti-migrant custodians at a US airport recently expelled a French scientific researcher travelling to a conference in Houston, apparently on the grounds that they searched his phone and discovered private messages likely to hurt the Trumpster's itsy-bitsy feelings or those of his car-salesman manbaby chum. A spokesbeing for the US Department of Walls and Cages, who just happens to be a former spokesbeing for a think-tank that pipes prime intellectual sewage into the head-tribble's cerebro-defecatory system, denied that the action was politically motivated; and of course we disbelieve such people at our peril. It is no doubt the purest coincidence that France is notoriously the source of the hated Statue of Liberty with its un-American motto condoning empathy for refugees; and also the native country of Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, who wilfully and traitorously participated in the insurrection that condemned America to almost two and a half centuries without arbitrary rule by a demented autocrat of German extraction.