Enterprise Unharnessed

His Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers have marked an auspicious moment in the preparations for hosting the next-but-two FIFA World Cup: the first beneficiary of the head-chopping House of Saud's no-nonsense approach to the righs of migrant workers has fallen to his death during the construction of one among the herd of white elephants required for the event. So little have the contractors to hide, and so significant are the strides that have been made in protecting workers' rights, that those still surviving have allegedly been ordered not to discuss the incident or retain any video recordings that might give the wrong impression.