You're Still Not Poor Enough

Somehow or other, despite treading with gossamer lightness on the lives of the overseas tax-dodging community while letting all those pensioners freeze at home, the Chancellor is facing unexpectedly low tax receipts. On top of that, the Trumpster régime seems to believe it's about time Europe did its own wog-bombing; and despite the oozing diplomacy of Team Starmer and Lord Mandelbrot the Infinitely Recurring, the minions of the head-tribble seem to regard the mainland as somehow part of Europe. What can have gone wrong? Fortunately, since running a large capitalist economy (albeit slightly shrunken through making Brexit work) is meaningfully akin to balancing a household budget, simple solutions will doubtless be bountifully forthcoming.