Vive la Différence

An encouraging new trend in intra-Semitic racism may have emerged in Miami Beach, where a Jewish man apparently saw a couple of what he believed to be Palestinians and proceeded to impose an Israeli ceasefire with the aid of the Second Amendment. In fact the victims were Israeli tourists who promptly denounced their attacker as one of the Arab Untermenschen, thereby further demonstrating the perils of insufficient diversity. We can only sigh for what might have happened if Europe's Jews, instead of colonising the Levant, had simply consented to let the Nazis carry out their early plan of deporting them to Madagascar. In an African setting their God-given superiority to the natives would have been self-evident on sight, and they would have been able to evolve a form of racism considerably better adapted for shootings in the United States.