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One of the Trumpster's offspring has been doing manly things in Italy, and has chosen a special conservation area near Venice to try his strength against the local ducks. Living up to his illustrious family's competitive spirit, the Trumpster spawn donned combat camouflage and mounted his assault from the shelter of a foxhole in case any of the ducks shot back and injured his hereditary bone spurs. One of the casualties appears to have been a ruddy shelduck, a protected species with plumage of a hue only slightly more tasteful than the complexion of the Trumpster himself. However, thanks to the smoochy diplomatic relationship between the heirs of Mussolini and the host of the head-tribble, the bird's conservation status seems unlikely to result in much trouble for the Trumpster spawn; so any Oedipal aspects to the shooting will probably remain mercifully unexplored.