Precautionary Unpatriotism

Despite the Trumpster and his head-tribble having said they will impose prohibitive tariffs on imports, it seems there really are people who believe that the Trumpster and his head-tribble will impose prohibitive tariffs on imports. Rather than giving thanks to Baby Jesus, providing jobs for native-born launderesses, and military-industrialising their way to laptop and white-goods autarky, Guardian-reading Americans are unashamedly hoarding goods and appliances, including those manufactured by racial enemies such as the Heathen Chinee and Canada. With the way that even toilet paper is rolling off the shelves, an un-American might suspect the imminent approach of a shit-storm. Thus it appears that a spectre is haunting New Trumpsterdom: the spectre of planned economy.